You Have Reached The End Of The Internet

You have reached the last page on the internet. If you think you have reached this page in error, you have not. It is simply because you have been online too long and have reached the End of the Internet.

Please try the following:

  • Click the Get a life button , or try again later.
  • If you are lonley and have nothing better to do then go out and get yourself a girl, come eat at Hollywood Alley, have a few drinks, and learn a few non-Internet related jokes.
  • Please click on "Start", click the Turn Off Computer button, wait for your computer to shut down, then go Watch a Movie.
  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. That will not help either. So the link to Detect Network Settings is not set to function. Relax. This really is the End of the Internet
  • You could Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer - This will confirm you have no other choices.
  • If you wish, you could Click the Back Button - not that it will make any difference!
  • Click the Self Destruct Button if you think it will help. It won't.
  • The only boundaries to the internet are your own mental limitations. Now turn off your computer, go to Hollywood Alley, have a drink, and have fun.

There is no error here,
Hollywood Alley has helped you find the end of the internet.

If you still feel you have reached the End of the Internet in error and see no way you can ever have a normal life anyway, you can click here to start over at the beginning of the Internet.